Tired.

Man, I just cannot believe how much this weekend wore me out! Between the idiot drivers, Universal, and the kids, I am just tuckered out! I started out driving home today, but had to switch off halfway home because I was having trouble keeping my eyes open. Really. I was sleepy and drowsy and in the traffic we were driving in it was not recommended that I keep driving in that condition. We didn't even do a whole lot. We did a few rides at the parks, saw the fireworks, and basically did a whole lot of nothing.

Who knew nothing was so damn something??

And now the neighbor's to the rear of me are being all white trash and Jerry Springer. When I got home today, I started all the laundry from our weekend away. As I was hanging up the first load on the line, I hear female voices from over the fence....

"I said I wanna talk to Leroy right da-yum now bitch. This don't con-CERN you."

"Well, I'm not waking him up so you have to come back later. He been up all night drinkin' and I ain't gonna wake him."

" Bitch, this don't concern you none you f***-ing crack whore. I'm his baby's mama and I SAID I need to talk to him!"

And it just went down hill from there. Right now I am hearing intermittent "BANG" noises from back over there. I am hoping that it is a car backfiring, but I think it's a shotgun blast. So I have the choice of thinking baby mama #1 is blowing away baby mama #2, or someone in that whiskey soaked hell hole is inebriated and playing with a large firearm. I can't wait to move!!! I think I'll make one of those count down thingy's just to mark the occasion!

In the mean time, I'll just eat banana pudding and watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

Fireworks.

Happy 4th of July everyone.
Please remember, our freedom isn't free. Thank a soldier.

Stay safe this weekend.

Why Don't We.....

So, for my birthday, we have gone to Universal again. It was awesome.... well except the part where people were trying to kill me while we were driving over there! I kid you not... people were cutting each other off, zipping from lane to lane, and almost rear ending each other. It was chaos. Oh, and the cherry on top was a guy going south in the north bound land 500 feet from the entrance to our hotel!!! Oh my fuck! And then HHH didn't even notice that the guy was on OUR SIDE of the road. I needed liquid tranquilizers stat!

Enter Margaritaville! After 2 margaritas, I was feeling better. Then I found out that Margaritaville has a gluten free menu! SUPER!!!! We ate and then the waitress came out with a Chocolate Hurricane that was gluten free as well! OMG I was in heaven!

It was,...... wait for it....... awesome! I and my new hair cut rocked the night. Then we went back to the hotel to watch a movie and rest up for tomorrows 4th of July festivities!

I say 37 will be a good year, and if not. Fuck it. I look hot!

A Moving Blog Post.

That, dear friends, is where we will be moving in the second week of August. It is so pretty, and no loud mariachi music as far as I can tell.

We will be in the Majestic, on the ground floor, in the back, by the lake. (run on sentence much?) You have seen the pool, now here's the place the pool is at. I'm excited. It means a LOT more room for us. This house we are in is OK, but we just have too much damn stuff even with the downsizing we did.

If you want to read more about it, here's the web addy.

Just Another Day.

Today's (aka Thursday) Schedule

1. Go to work at 9:30am

2. Hopefully work until 3 or 4 pm.

3. Come home.

4. Hopefully do some laundry. (Please Mr. Sun!)

5. Make dinner.

6. Go to HHH's work and clean an apartment for his complex because their housekeeper is on vacation till next Wednesday.

7. Come home. (again.)

8. Shower & get jammy-ified.

9. Go to sleep.

Sounds pretty good to me!

I'm Blue!!

HHH got me a spa pedicure tonight! It was pure bliss!

I went for an electric blue. I thought it was a summery kind of color! Then, I slipped on my sparkly heels and we went to Starbucks for a tea lemonade.

Sometimes, my evenings are made of WIN!

Pool Party!

Tonight, we went to what is going to be our future home in August for a pool party being put on by Verizon to hype their FIOS system. They had hot dogs, potato salad, chips, drinks, candy and watermelon. There were door prizes like a TV we were ineligible to win cause HHH works there, and other prizes such as recycling bags, hats and t-shirts. It was fun. I got to meet some of our soon to be neighbors, the kids got to swim, and I didn't have to cook for dinner!
Too bad it was a dry party because I would have L-O-V-E-D to be sipping another screwdriver. The temps had dropped since the rain that morning and it was beautiful.
So it was a really cool evening. Apparently Verizon will go out and court the people in the more affluent neighborhoods, because they sure as hell don't do BBQs here in the barrio!

Discrimination much??